For weight loss purposes, you actually lose the weight by breathing. O2 in C02 out. You’re constantly shedding carbon. Does breath count as warm gaseous emissions?

It’s from the brain damage.

That sound a pump shotgun makes.

Chi-chick.

Non smoker? Free coin pouch!

You forgot forced microsoft account.

Funny thing about linux, is it’s unenforceable. Even if you get the big distros like ubuntu onboard, someone will make FUbuntu. Even if you get the age crap into the kernel, someone will make FUKernel without it.

That’s the beauty of FOSS. Even if someone doesn’t make those things, I can. There are tons of guides on how to compile your own linux kernel and make your own linux distro.

Plus, who’s age are they going to use for the root user on 99% of the servers in the world?

5mins after a solution is proposed, some 16yr old is going to vibe-code a stub that whenever queried will return the age of 67.

As former QA I also agree with this chart.

And then you have to hope they honor your choice.