I used to tie an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time.

Yeah, but ignorance makes you ignant.

Fair enough, I’ll use my pitchfork elsewhere, even though I did just finish sharpening it.

Iono chief, still doesn’t sound great to me. Being good at physical therapy by a different name? Great! Also misleading patients into wasting time, money, and energy on stuff that doesn’t work? Find a new person. The willingness to believe bs will lead to some big error in judgement, sooner or later.

Not enough trackballs?