Did she forget that the only entrance to the Chamber of Secrets was in a girl’s bathroom? The secret chamber built by one of the founding members during the initial construction has its only entrance in a room that was a later addition. Not even internally consistent with her own story.

wand = double nerd alert.

I put on my robe and wizard hat…

This is the ENRON swindle in a nutshell during the California energy crisis back in 2000. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2000–2001_California_electricity_crisis

The day we figured out we could grab the spoon from her and break it was very liberating.