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I did it all for the lulz (come on) the lulz (come on) so you can take that lol and stick it in your ahaha

You don’t want to discover you wanted to layer the queef track AFTER the artist has left the studio.

Joke’s on you, holy water fart bubbles are my kink

You can certainly compile and run your own apps, you need to pay the developer fee if you want to distribute the software to other people’s Macs or iOS, or use advanced features like iCloud integration or push messages.

Eyes his french press suspiciously

My inlaws do a big 4th of July fireworks show, for many years a drone would come hover 100ft above us, recording it. We never found out who it was. Fairly creepy actually.

I have a drone and played with it a fair amount, drove it around my neighborhood, well beyond the “line of sight” requirement. I managed to hit trees several times because it doesn’t have fancy avoidance features. Hard to tell from the single camera when you’re rising up or backing into a tree branch.

Eventually I got bored tho. I did learn how to file flight plans, do all the things right. I live near an air force base, so there are entire sections of the city including parks where I cannot fly it.

Eventually it gets a little boring. I can’t wait for my toddler to get a bit older and then he will think it’s fun. For a week, and then he’ll get bored.

I have to rewrite this because Lemmy tossed my comment, links are not accepted in my comments for some reason.

Australia implemented a gun ban and buyback program in 1996 which saw decreases in gun violence, suicides, and mass shootings. This was following a mass shooting in Tasmania.

Since these were already trending downward, some claim the program had no effect. But they collected over 650k guns and IMO this helped the stats fall further. https://www.rand.org/research/gun-policy/analysis/essays/1996-national-firearms-agreement.html

Another buyback program started last year because of a terrorist attack on Bondi Beach. This program is off to a rocky start with a lot of resistance, but it’s only been a few months since they started implementing it.

I didn’t even really consider her involvement until this week, now I am assuming she was in pretty deep

Oh dope

He looks like a nice guy, I’m sure getting rich off the self-exploitation of others gets you into heaven, which is why I am not sad that another billionaire is dead.

What are we looking at here

Also caffeine - we let our kids take a stimulant drug just for fun, hidden in their food! No restrictions. It can kill you, sure. Very gruesome overdoses. But have fun! Have a Mt. Dew! Go crazy! It’s just a drug!

But all other drugs are bad.

I once got my own dick in my mouth, now if I sit in a chair without lumbar support I can’t walk for 3 days.

It’s in some indiana jones ripoff movie right now so lots of folks will be learning

Can it at least be chocolate pain 😑

Go to the mall, find a sunglasses stand. Try on polarized sunglasses until you find something you like under $12 or so.

You’ll find the brand/model number written somewhere on the frame. Google it, and find someplace to buy them by the case.

By a case of 10, put it in your drawer. Bonus points for getting it in another color (I have a set of white frame chunky glasses, but also the exact same model in black for fancy occasions).

Now you have sunglasses you can afford to lose constantly, a backup supply, and a signature look.

What you got on you

“But my child,” he said. “This is the only way these memes have ever been created”

My headcannon is that it’s fake and you will not be contradicting that cannon, thankyouverymuch