Muddy waters here

From what I’ve gathered

1. There may be photos being released soon, and her legal team is trying to preempt it by denying it.

idk how law works, but I don’t know what preempting it is meant to do

2. there is supposedly a (plausibly deepfaked) image floating around the boomer side of the internet:

I haven’t seen it nor tried to find it. Last time I checked Facebook, I learned several horrific slurs for ethnic groups I did not even know existed

3. Maybe, she finally caught wind of her name being mentioned alongside Epstein

I’ve met people who just check the news and/or the internet once per year, if ever

4. Some other Trump administration political strategy

I’m legit not intelligent enough to understand nor recall the explanation there

Probably a legal thing. Photos/Documents may be releasing soon

If not, yeah…

Just more bizarre

Like if I announced:

“I did not rinse my unwashed genitals in the spahetti after I cooked it”

In the middle of a family dinner.

are we allowed to do that here

um

I can

But I think most people on Lemmy already know

Sorry I’m high

Won’t that be tough considering half the photos online look like this:

how do you get a 3D scan of his head

are you saying my pp doesn’t get dissolved by a hooha

what’s the point of sex then

can lactobacalus grow in battery acid?

i don’t think these numbers are accurate

I fucking love this thread

I’d rather rip a carton of 0.1mg nic/4g tar cigarettes than gum a single pouch of whatever Fucker Carlson is selling

“Millions-worth” in a truckload of that trash.

They’re better off dumping the payload in a sinkhole and keeping the container

if im naked i have every reason to be tense

if someone sees my smol pp its game over don’t you understand

I don’t speak American

Can someone translate

it’s the drunk crashers giving the beveraged drivers a bad name

Why don’t you work there anymore