I dunno, put it in a VM on a much newer distro?

Better a Costco than a Walmart, ask a Costco employee how they’re treated compared to Walmart.

For modern PCs most don’t have optical drives anymore and it’d have to be USB sticks and there’s no guarantee if It would outlast an optical disk. Kind of a tough situation for archival purposes.

Taylor got fingered

Not sure who this is but they look like Daisy Ridley to me.