If I click into a porn site and get drafted I’m fragging

This is why I wash my cocaine and my money thoroughly before using them. You can never be too careful!

…is this a safe space for me to admit that sometimes I think objectively bad AI slop loops back around to hilarity?

I remember spamwatching those fake AGT transformation videos bc I liked the uncanny shocked faces and the transformations always looked so terrible lmao. Italian brainrot was funny too. I also remember this trend of AI kittens and babies doing this revving motorcycle dance trend which I thought was hilarious bc they aren’t supposed to move like that

I feel like doing your makeup before brushing your teeth doesn’t seem right to me for some reason 😭😭😭 cuz what if ur saliva ruins your mug? Ig that’s what waterproof makeup is for

The batman really wasn’t necessary and if anything takes away from the punchline

There’s that one silly vampire game which uses AI NPCs, I think it’s kind of fun looking from people I saw play it

In my culture (gay) we view this as a greeting!

But can you grow it? 👀

So what ur saying is that if I take both hormones in even amounts I’ll be lifespanmaxxing and be at low risk for both heart disease and autoimmune disease (/j)

I wish I could find one that’s good for me 😩 alcohol and weed both suck, and caffeine is just “me+”

“Siblings or dating” (especially with “final boss”) is like when a couple looks quite similar to one another. I wanna see couples who look absolutely nothing alike, or siblings that have a true hatred in their hearts for one another that only siblings can have (while still loving each other).

Thank u for the rec 😌

meme is edited from hospital bill

Fair yeah, I think the teacher power dynamics make it worse too 😔 hopefully these guys she used are doing ok

I wonder how the big pile of towels is resilient to the elements, such as wind, rain, or earthquakes

Unfortunate that she was a pedophile but at least she has event planning skills

Haunted house actors. They’re always trying to scare you, how’re u gonna trust that 💀

Ok but does shy alien guy fuck

Terrible essay intro. “It was a dark and stormy night” could you get any more cliche?

Posts that show OP is vanilla