Step 1: blender
Step 2: ???
Step 3: profit
Step 1: blender
Step 2: ???
Step 3: profit
That, or the aspiring rich arsehole.
Not even a beneficiary, just a grossly misguided individual who hasn’t yet realised that will, in fact, not be them some day.
Forget no more!
Bold of you to assume you’re going to be the one to outlive a 90s printer.