GROCERIE SHOPPIN

Is this one of those accounts based in India we’ve been hearing so much about

Edit: No, it’s German

Do you think that this year, to save you from tears, you’ll give it to someone special?

That’s just not true though. Most of the year in the northern hemisphere, roads angled to the southwest are much worse than roads heading dead west during sunset.

There genuinely isn’t a grid design that would prevent this scenario at some point in the year

This has a lot less to do with introversion than it does with social anxiety

Ain’t nobody need to buy a poop knife when you can walk outside and get yourself a poop stick that does the same thing

I mean, this is a total generalization. I’m ADHD AF and I love small talk. I’m very earnestly never “testing” people, either.

I think the total opposite, people who value small talk assume every stranger is someone to value and attempt to connect with, whereas people who frown at or avoid small talk are often the ones assuming some pretty negative things about others

Conspiracy theories are almost by definition fictional, otherwise it would be investigative reporting.

There’s plenty bad actually happening, no need to make up stories

A rinse and wipe is fully washing a knife unless it has something oil-based on it

Could also rinse and wipe the knife real quick and put it away, ready for future use

The line of arthropods that broke off to become Insecta did so in the Devonian Period, roughly 400 million years ago. Centipedes evolved in the fucking Silurian. Comparing these two groups is kinda like comparing raccoons, possums, and platypuses to fish.