phoenixarise

Is that a lack of fire suppression equipment? Insurance won’t like that at all. 😃

Burns laughing in church always kills me 🤣

And yes, fuck Microslop. The worst.

What a surprise. Microslop

Whoa. I’m saving this one for sure. 😂

Man fuck this holiday 😂

oh dear god 😂

God can’t exist. He just can’t. Because why would he let this pestilence live on, especially with three lifetimes’ worth of KFC and McCrap in his arteries?

This picture smells like hot dog water.

I’m sorry, but “synergizing” and “paradigm”, aren’t these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I’m accusing them of anything like that—

I’m fired, aren’t I?

He’s so gross. What a douchebag.

Stupid but comfy. ☺️

2, and only 2.