openchan

i want that on my epitaph

Yes

Or the fact that it says deceased lmao

Lmao hopefully common sense and reading the room is too bud

No wonder academia is fucked

I have a feeling these are just contractors anyway. They are building homes for robots over humans and when we are more automated many of three construction workers will be out of work too

OK I get that - but in this fake scenario how many math PhDs would seriously be like “oh I’m a doctor that might be useful on an airplane right here right now”

c’mon that makes no sense

I get it’s a joke and all but if a PhD is that full of themself then they need to take a break lol

Why did this jerk speak up in an emergency? To confuse people? Sheesh (yes I know it’s part of the joke blah blah but let me take a moral high ground on an argument in my head for a second)

Me as a 10 year old in my relatives 3-door mirror/medicine cabinet that i opened doors on the right and left and stuck my head into: i have become the leader of the horde of openchan clones

And if you cannot do something right then or maybe you are socially awkward just doing your best to lead every interaction with kindness works.

Waymond in everything everywhere all at once said it so well