

Percussive maintenance, now for people too!


Percussive maintenance, now for people too!
OP didn’t even make it up. It was a whole story arc within South Park this past season, so even if you could delete someone else’s comment, you’ll probably run into it again.


Didn’t pay attention to what community I was in! In fairness, the original post mentioned square miles.
For the Europeans: in a parking lot of 238 million Fiat Pandas (1995 model year) packed bumper-to-bumper and mirror to mirror, there’s a landmine under every 158th car.


(453 (sq mi)) / 1,500,000 = 0.19328 acres
For visualisation, that’s one landmine per median-sized suburban lot over an area a little less than than 1/3 of Rhode Island.
I don’t mean to hurt your worldview, but “Big Bird” is actually a human man in a costume.
Do you drink a lot of pops and leave the empty cans in the car?
No. Nothing stays in my car beyond the necessary paperwork, some basic tools, an umbrella, and a dry towel.
I’ve had granules of steering wheel foam rubber crumble off on my hands, same with the shift knob. This only happened when there was water in the trunk, and the heat and humidity made everything feel tacky. If I vacuumed the water out, these problems went away until the next heavy rain brought water into the trunk again. The headliners started falling down during this time as well, despite being relatively newly installed headliners.
How do you think vehicles in humid places last? Lol.
All of the things I described have happened to two cars I’ve had in the past that each had a trunk leak. Beyond directly problematic sources of moisture, I live where humidity is frequently over 90%. Humidity damage is real.
Deteriorate headliner backing, steering wheel, shift knob, fabric door panel adhesive, armrest, makes every surface tacky to the touch and leaves goobery gunk on all the touchable surfaces
I wonder what percentage of disc-based games for this console generation are unplayable without at least a one-time Internet-connected update.


Over 18 years in the industry at this point


That’s maybe 1000-2000 tickets. At a valuation of 1¢ per ticket, $10-20 worth of stuff, so yeah small plush and a handful of Tootsie rolls.


I disabled auto-update on Discord for Android right after the announcement that ads were coming. They haven’t broken anything for the old version yet, so I’m gonna keep using it until it breaks. Unfortunately not so lucky on the desktop version.
The only game I’ve played that I specifically recall having that is BattleBit Remastered. I think DayZ (ARMA mod version) had it, but I haven’t touched that in a decade and couldn’t be sure.
I think this can be explained by the mentality of completely naked means I’m not leaving the house, but naked with shoes means I intend to go somewhere.