It’s crazy when I buy a $3 product on some site and the site offers me a 3-year warranty for $20. No thanks, bro. I’ll take my chances that I won’t have to replace the item seven times within the next three years.

I do NOT set the clock on my microwave. Damn ghostly lights keeping me up in the middle of the night.

Try holding down the "2″ or "3″ for 5–10 seconds.

Then there’s me LOSING MY DAMN MIND because I can’t figure out how to clear the one second off of the microwave and being INFURIATINGLY MAD at the jerk who left one second on the microwave.

I’ve been hearing this a lot more within the last ~14 months.

This is such a U.S. way of reporting things.

74% of people don’t want to be part of AfD.