what’s the middle hole then?

easily done with 10am sunrise and 2pm sunset

not sure if a tv thing or american thing but everyone wears shoes indoors

i cry when i have to chop an onion. not because it hurts my eyes, but because it’s sad that it’s the end of the road after it worked so hard to grow up to be a big stinky onion.

i almost cried when michael left the office, was a close call. i cried when he showed up to dwights and angelas wedding.

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four and a half on a good boner day

I’ve been saying this for like a year. don’t be stealing my only good joke!

since it’s a part of the samsung ui and there’s no way to roll back, no

i thought it was more about making the older models shittier with updates. like apple limiting battery capacity, samsung slowing down and removing features, etc. i had s22u and it had tons of customization, you could put a calendar or a gif in the AOD but suddenly they removed it all, you could only change the color of the clock.

exactly this “florida man hit himself in the head with a hammer, sued the hammer company and won a bazillion dollars” stuff

tell me you’re american without telling me you’re american

i loved when APB reloaded had halloween events, there were 150 purple and 150 orange pumpkins hidden around both cities. you could find them by running around and listening carefully for their evil laugh and when you shoot one, it reveals which area or street the closest next one is on. it was the only good thing in the whole game. idk if it’s even alive anymore, but it was buggy, laggy and looked like absolute shit, draw distance was 100m, players were toxic af and most players cheated. they were promising a game engine update since at least 2012 but it never happened.

they killed it?! you bastards!