PSA for people actually worrying about this: human anatomy doesn’t work this way and it can’t actually happen. Your human body is capable of much more pernicious things that are much more unspeakably horrible than what you see here. So you should focus on that instead. Cheers 🥂

The boomerest of humor

No house key?

If there’s grass on the field, bawl.

Edit: this may be the best comment I’ll have ever made and so few people will see it

What the heck is a head mate?

I’m struggling hard to understand. It seems like the comic is trying to make a point, but it’s so unclear it’s hard to tell what it is.