The Mop Lord

I watched the trial. She was hilariously demolished on the stand about damn near everything. Yeah they found him guilty in the UK but based on the US trial and how clearly and blatantly she was caught lying over and over again it just makes me think the UK trial was a steaming load of Amber Heard shit.

I made an apple pie once that was the best pie I’ve ever made. Spent years trying to replicate the perfect storm which led to it, haven’t managed it. If I had pictures I’d plaster them everywhere…

I assume they just get an auto email after submitting the payment that just says “Yep”.

AI is based on training data from all over the Internet. In other words, it assumed you were a furry.

Neither are obscure, but I played the shit out of Ace Combat Shattered Skies and Simpsons Hit and Run…

I don’t know 1 day old spam account, they probably care very little about your opinion.

Hey leave Paul Dano out of this.

Oh look another recently created run of the mill troll account spouting obvious made up bullshit, I’m sure that’s a coincidence.

I like my cookies how I like my women: retroussé.

While I of course worship the mop itself he could be considered our Messiah. He showed us the way.

Well when it comes to mop techniques it comes down to 2 standard motions, the figure 8 and the linear stroke technique. The technique used is determined by several factors: room size, mop type, and floor material. Now, when it comes to choosing a mop there are several more factors than just room size and floor material. Mop head material, handle type, mop style (standard, powered, steam, spin). Now, if you’re looking for a good all around mop recommendation I would have to give it up to the O-Cedar EasyWring Microfiber Spin Mop, it excels in most mop related functions and should make the mopper in your life happy.

Is that Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask? I haven’t even thought about that movie in years…

Well with such detailed insider info I can see why you decided to break the news here instead of somewhere else!

Well for some reason I couldn’t find a mop-based Lemmy instance so I hosted my own.

What do you have against mop water, punk?

As somewhat of a mop enthusiast this is admittedly an area of functionality I had not previously considered.

Well I’m afraid of enclosed spaces, so being in the cage is actually more of a challenge… is the lie I would say to stay inside the nice safe cage.

Or it was his Moon travels which made him hate travel. Either one works for me.

Obvious troll is obvious.