40ish white dude (he/him) from the Netherlands

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Cake day: January 29th, 2024

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  • Different languages have different rules for making words plural. Dutch, for instance, requires an apostrophe for a lot of them. (een komma, twee komma’s), so a mistake is quickly made.

    To err is human, still… Are you able to type 100% faultlessly in your second or third language?


  • Excel mangles everthing…
    I work with a lot of EANs and every CSV import into Excel means I have to pay extra attention to the EAN field, because Excel likes to think for me, and thinks that the scientific notation would be very helpful for me… It’s not! 8.72E+12 is useless to me, Excel!!!
    And don’t get me started on FEB-01.

    I just fuckin’ hate Excel.








  • madjo@feddit.nltomemes@lemmy.worldTNP
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    1 month ago

    I would tell the billionaires if they look outside they’ll see an underage girl, then shoot the plane’s instruments and then help the pilot escape with me with the only two parachutes on board.







  • madjo@feddit.nltomemes@lemmy.worldHail Corporate!
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    2 months ago

    That’s been my reason to switch. When Android 12 removed or hid a lot of the functionality and customization that I used daily on my Pixel 4a5g, I switched to an iPhone. It’s a shame I had to sell back my iphone 14 pro to my provider (due to the plan I had chosen), otherwise I’d have kept that one, but I’m currently running the 16 Pro, and intend to keep that for another 4 or 5 years.