You had to know that this comment would end up with one downvote at one point or another lol

Do you actually enjoy it or just the chance to do something different than you usually do?

That’s worse imo. There’s no delusion required to rub one out.

Alternatively, “there’s too much color in this neighborhood”. Those racist pricks. It’s about time we exposed birds for their bigotry.

I really hope those DMs are real