looks around

What have I gotten myself into

Years ago I worked at a place with a soda machine. 25 cents in 2008. Crazy cheap.

But when I put a coin in and pressed the buttons just right, it would drop two. I drank so much soda back then.

Blows the horn to summon the knights of Rohan

Woof I just learned something about myself

I opted for a bidet “wand” years ago. I found many bidets didn’t fit well on the toilets I had, or didn’t actually get me any cleaner than toilet paper would. The wand improves accuracy and cleanliness tenfold. Highly recommend if you want something that requires you to sit in a specific position to see the benefits of a bidet.