dudes were always just carrying raccoon dick bones that I’m sure they harvested themselves.

That’s enough Lemmy for tonight. Time for bed

Thought that it would be obvious that your $25 smart coffee maker was spying on you.

Mr Dump, did you go outside in your pajamas to get your door dash and lock yourself out again?

Sounds like a sexist doctor because most of my doctors wouldn’t prescribe anything other than over the counter ibuprofen even when I was in the worst pain in my life. My mother on the other hand would walk out with a sack of pain killers.

I would think you’re new partner would be able to tell what your feels are towards your former partner. In most relationships there’s “the one that got away”, you should be able to have a conversation with your new partner about past relationships and find out what their feels are about past relationships. Then that will give you direction to either continue the conversation or leave the topic alone. The issue here is, you and what sounds like your first love are still in a non-romantic relationship that sounds like you are hoping to rekindle. This sounds toxic and you need to make a decision about what’s more important and is there really going to be an opportunity for rekindling the romantic relationship or if you’re just torturing yourself.

I read somewhere that it’s because you only breath out of one at a time, they take turns. One closes off when it gets too dry and the other takes over.

So much grease!

Is 3 parts butter and 1 part potatoes, soup?

I’m sure there are companies (really just ignorant bosses) out there that would think longer shifts is a good idea but it’s pretty well researched that after about 8-10hrs of repetitive work that productivity drops drastically.

Also nurses working long shifts don’t usually do that for long periods of time and it’s usually voluntary, I’m not saying it doesn’t happen but that’s what unions are for. My aunt and two cousins are nurses at a Hospital.

Workaholic maybe? The name makes it seem like it’s an addiction to work but in reality it’s stress and anxiety forcing people to spend more time at work to either satisfy a deadline or impress the boss or to run away from home problems. The stress and anxiety will ultimately lead to early death or at least poor health.

Workaholic also focuses more on the person rather than like in Japanese culture of working yourself to literal death out of a sense of duty.

In the end the result is very similar.

Why do they all look like 3rd graders that are being forced to put on suits and take a photo?

But mom I want to wear shorts and wreck economies

There’s more than one kind of depression or triggers. People can be depressed but still function doing normal tasks. Some people are better at masking depression than others.

Behold

The future

Haaahaa I’m going to give you the best… Ugh… Urf… Bblllallarf

Absolutely, it’s for advertising how you wish to be perceived by the people around you.

I think you’re giving them too much credit.

They’re not the same thing?

You should always credit the source

Unobtainable beauty standards

Because there are random hands and faces all over the place, random cartoon characters and every frame had no connection with the next frame except the to foreground characters?

This thing is chaos.