my autism has been slowly declining my entire life, so i gotta do something drastic if i’m gonna get those uncle sam bux. i’m gonna have to start memorizing movie release dates again. haven’t done that in like 25 years

Nothing is more based than walking into a Home Depot and shitting in one of the toilets

download the ollama cli. then do ollama run dolphin-mixtral

It’s fine, I use chrome all the time and it works

trading bottle caps is lucrative af, think of all the bottle caps you could earn

our ancestors never could have imagined the horrors of having a middle seat on a plane. there isn’t any room for you to manspread, and manspreading is by far the most comfortable way to sit. when i don’t manspread i feel like i can’t breathe

TIL it’s 2018

i dunno man if you turn off the news and only look at headlines occasionally, the world doesn’t seem like it’s falling apart. i mean it definitely is, but from where you’re standing everything seems fine. works for me

when i was growing up i only knew lynyrd skynyrd as a good thing to play in hangman. but you can only do it once, after that they’re gonna be like “is this that band that doesn’t have vowels again?”

That’a not true at all. Looks like you’ve never seen Ancient Aliens. They thought ancient white people were stupid as fuck too.

I’m gonna buy an ambulance and make millions of dollars being the world’s most expensive uber driver

i’ve posted a bunch here under different usernames. this is the one username i’m sticking with because i was manic as fuck when i had the other ones last year

all my memes are OC. i’ve seen the memes this site has to offer and somehow they’re even worse than the ones on reddit. actually they’re a LOT fucking worse that the ones on reddit. shit is like r/forwardsfromgrandma