It is the year 2009. After significant effort your balls are hairless and you’re ready for that wild one night stand but as soon as you arrive at the party and find a spot to stand around awkwardly you realize that you’d rather be home playing your level 80 arms warrior in world of Warcraft wrath of the lich king.

The other ICE agents make this one do their paper work.

As a defense attorney I would’ve immediately declared my client mentally disabled and listed the search history as proof.

I can make this worse. The Katy Perry song Hot N Cold starts playing full blast every time you turn the shower on.