I was going to say Parabola, but you can get the same effect with DMT.

Is it always the same random point, or will I sometimes land in the bedroom of a confused and angry Albanian?

I donated once, and the payment processor failed so it didn’t even go through.

I still get the thankyou emails.

I’m such a phoney.

Yeah, those trotters couldn’t possibly wield a cleaver safely.

I’m inspired. Designing a Mariah Scary costume for next year.

Oh no. Maru is like the OG internet celebrity cat. This feels like the end of an era.