It’s the European name for truck nuts

Don’t ever message me again you piece of sh17.

Putting a layer just inside your nostrils to catch pollen and help with hayfever

You found the recipe? I’m still reading about how the recipe reminds them of warm summer evenings walking along the banks of the river, shortly after they adopted their rescue pup but before the birth of their first child. I’m sure the ingredients list will turn up soon.

This is the first I’m heading of this ‘Nord Loneliness Epidemic’

[Everyone disliked that]

Weiner touching porcelain:
hot dog on a fancy plate ✅
sitting down to pee 🤢

The entrant from any new country must do Carpool Karaoke with James Corden. Can’t think of anything more cringe right now

Starmer doesn’t publicly shit himself, so I guess he’s got that going for him 🤷

I note that this synopsis conveniently forgets the punitive treatment of disabled people by cutting disability benefits and support, the erosion of trans rights, imprisonment of grandmothers for peacefully protesting an active genocide and selling arms to a country engaged in genocide. So left wing. Radical. Wow.

🎶A cup full of purple drank
makes the shit go down
shit go down
makes the shit go down🎶

Ah, about that.

2024 Filton Elbit Systems break-in

The charges were secretly subject to a “terrorism enhancement” applied by the judge in a preliminary ruling of March 2025, but not disclosed to the jury and restricted from being reported by the UK media until May 2026. This was applied based on property damage and that “the activists were attempting to influence the Israeli government by restricting their access to weapons”. It means the four people convicted of criminal damage will face more severe sentencing and registration as “terrorists”, which will severely restrict their future lives after release.

Rub some salt in that and name it ‘Map of the Free Americas’

All trophies must have a non-detachable, flared base

Strong Babylon 5 vibes

For more authentic John Wayne cosplay

My hair all year since I shower in January

New black market incoming