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1 month ago“Space billionaires”



“Space billionaires”

I really want to pet this kitty despite risk of fatality and/or getting maimed.
“Warning: If you unlock your phone, it might explode or you might become a terrorist. Also we won’t pay your money back even if there is faulty hardware because there is non zero chance you might have caused it while unlocking”
yea well you should first dip them in melted chocolate and cover it with crushed hazelnuts to make sure they look genuine
seems like the kind of refrigerator you would run into in fallout
test in production taken to whole another level