hayvan

Protip, if you have an offensive joke, it’s best to make it private. Any sexist/racist jokes I have ever made were all in the company of the people who know me well enough to understand I’m making fun of existing stereotypes or actual assholes.

It’s called city planning. I don’t know where this is but the commie blocks where I was born were within walking distance of shops, cafes, schools, had cheap central heating, all had children’s parks and green areas between buildings, and public transport to the city center. All at dirt cheap prices since they were not built for profit, and could only be owned by people living in them or rented from the state.

In a service business, if you do things right, people think you’re doing nothing.

Am I going insane or do the two women in front middle have weird looking hands?

The use case of the dumptruck.

I had a year or so of eating only between 11-18 per day, water, tea and coffee permitted outside these hours. It was pretty good.

Um, what?

But are you a nepo kid with massive generational wealth?

No wage, bus spend.

Ah, nothing says rebellion like making products so locked down you can only use in specific prescribed ways.

The Big Bang Theory. Unfunny show that somehow went on for a decade and made a lot of money.

Björn

The one they called Huge. Who learned about individualism and messed up an entire ship.

Yeah, I was enjoying the book until that page made me ragequit. Absolutely no Windows servers.

Sigmund F. liked this.

American use of “cereal” still confuses me. These are cereals:

What they mean is chunks of sugar with some cereal flakes sprinkled here and there.

Morpheus says the goop is made of dead humans. But they never mention reproduction.

This also means total biomass of humans i.e. pooulation must be decreasing but whatever. The brain network kind of makes energy source makes no sense, just go with it.

I want a self-driving car that doesn’t require parking, doesn’t spread microplastics, has dedicated lane so doesn’t get stuck in traffic, has power lines so doesn’t need batteries, and can efficiently fit and transport me and my friends. Also it’s good to make it bigger and share the costs with other passengers to make sure everyone can benefit from my awesome super duper car design. Since we are sharing it with many people, it would be nice if it just kept operating in regular, reliable hours so I can hop on and off when I need it.

Fun fact, last summer we had an intern younger than the Wii in our gaming room.

Jolene is not necessarily hotter, it’s about insecurity and self doubt.