He is exhibiting goblin-like tendencies, but we will try to raise him as a human child

We’re all good! Way better experience than an emergency C-section for our first. He sounds like a Hyena and has likely earned that as his first nickname

I’m having a baby in an hour or so. Hope this is true 🤞

I’m going to be a little late but I don’t have a few minutes to get it done with the dogs in the morning so I can get you some parsley and a little bit of the water please.

(Middle suggestion after starting with “I”)