He won’t do that until the end of January 2027 so he can be president for 10 years.

They said they’re going to cut all trade with Spain over Spain not letting them use bases for these Iran strikes. My guess is someone in the Trump cabinet imports Spanish wine or some shit, and so they need trade with Spain.

Trump says Spain let them do the thing, so trade is back on! Art of the deal, baby!

People tend to forget the Food part that the Food and Drug Administration take care of. Here’s milk before 1906:

Finally, if the milk was threatening to sour, dairymen added formaldehyde, an embalming compound long used by funeral parlors, to stop the decomposition, also relying on its slightly sweet taste to improve the flavor. In the late 1890s, formaldehyde was so widely used by the dairy and meat-packing industries that outbreaks of illnesses related to the preservative were routinely described by newspapers as “embalmed meat” or “embalmed milk” scandals.

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