NICE. :D Thanks! :)

Holy crap this made me think of Nier: Automata. I’m pretty sure there is a dialogue, cut scene or some other context in which they say, “do androids dream of…” But I can’t remember the last part. Maybe “humans”? And I’m sure Nier got its inspiration from some philosopher or classical litterateur that I don’t know of.

Hey, don’t shoot the messenger. … I don’t even know if there is a pun in there anymore.

Can you ever truly own a gun?

I think I woke up my neighbors laughing hard at this.

But then again, who’s to say this wasn’t dinner??? Who’s to say… :D …

I did have this friend who used to slap Nutella onto their hotdogs. I never sank that far. I think.

Ah, somebody has been paying attention to details! You’re a gentleman and a scholar!

Woopsie.

But also, temporarily happy! So?!

Ah, shit, I see a possible pattern here…

Yes. I’ve given back enough to the scientific community. Now, I always bring home with me what is mine, be it kidney stones or gray matter.

Do you also happen to have grocery store nearby? :D

Ah, my bad, the cheddar, corn and five different kinds of hot chili sauces are just outside the frame of the picture. How silly of me. As to the consistency of the gravy, I work in mysterious ways…

Hey! Stop messing with the aftertaste! XD

How is this image making me salivate when I just an hour ago had that bowl of ice cream…

Oh no how come?

100%. Smut will save the world. ✊

Pleeeeeease mark it NSFW 🫣 /s

I’m blushing ahahahaha /s

Somebody in your household really likes to use your landline. At least four times per day.

I usually just turn off the screen and listen to MrBallen.

Thanks for the headsup! The ingredients say “camomile” and nothing else. :D