You’re just skipping over the obvious choice of chopsticks, I see.

The brackets thing is a real and well-known dogwhistle. If I say that the (((city council))) is putting chemicals in the water, then you should know I’m touting an anti-semetic conspiracy theory.

In this case, using «Guillemets» isn’t that, but the thing that they confused it for is real.

“I don’t see why we need this newfangled indoor plumbing. Shitting in a bucket and throwing it out the window works fine”