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Where do they capture the pools? From unsuspecting people’s back yards? Is there a pool farm where pools are bred in captivity? How do they tame the wild pools? So many pool questions.

Of course there is. We’re in it.

“You know that asteroid that almost destroyed Earth in the 90s? Turns out the whole thing was secretly created by Michael Bay, who then PAID Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck to look heroic while blowing it up!” – the xkcd’s alt text

Get your goddamn caption outta my bigass motherfucking tail!

I strongly doubt that. These are incels. Their primary complaint is that feeeeeeeeemales of the human type won’t just give them whatever sex they want by virtue of the incels taking up space on the planet.

If anything, I’d expect them to revolt further, claiming that this is just an another attempt by the chads hoarding live Stacy vaginas to pacify the blackpilled into not shooting everyone up in “justified” incel fury.

If counts if the toaster is a robot.

*pseudoscience