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Bob, use the styling wax…

I believe this is called ‘adulthood’,

For fucks sake, our entire history is bigoted warfare? The US seems to suck overall

1866?

Mele Kalikimaka

My tribal chief is more important and closer to the gods than yours.

1917

Complete tangent, why is it English speakers cannot say Kyiv? I mean, I hear national figures say “Keev”, that’s not the word, it’s Kyiv. How hard is that to say?

The orchestra makes the soloist shine…

I find it humorous that this is the second most controversial post.

Spurned lover.

Damn you, anxiety ridden doubt. Damn, you!

I have walked out of two restaurants that had no menus, but QR codes that did this exact thing. Fuck the QR code, but damn, at least make it work

I don’t remember the Frog/Toad stories being so provocative. I may need to revisit my library…excellent work, @totallynotspezupload@startrek.website

As a consumer of propaganda I am captivated.

I would like to respect the fine burnish upon this post…quite shitty. You win the internet today.

I just realized how this would come across, I don’t know how to proceed…

only smyrt people will get this. har har har

thank you, kind internet stranger…friend

Is this updated “polandball”?