Also the bleached hair, excessive makeup, lip injections, and comically large breast and butt implants.

It actually comes from Cap’n Crunch cereal.

Did the other one effectively receive his limp penis?

Getting laid more often than your dad

God, what a fucking child. I’m sick of being governed by hurt feelings.

Yet somehow Australia still has the reputation of being the country where everything can and will kill you.

Sounds like it’ll go great with that ranch dressing milkshake

Remember, he doesn’t need those daily intelligence briefings because he’s a smart person.

Since he knows more than his generals.

Hence the sarcasm dripping from my statement.

Mog is a portmanteau of man and dog. He’s his own best friend

Fire departments take them until 18.

It’s okay, Trump signed that executive order telling them to provide their own power for data centers. Which means now our tax dollars won’t just be used for data centers, they’ll be used for power plants too. Another executive order or two and we’ll see company towns come back.

There are two or three work functions that can only be done on Windows when working from home. So it gets its own Windows 10 VM with just enough resources to perform those functions, installed with a local account and ShutUp10 to remove all the automated “feature” updates. If something goes wrong, I can nuke it and lose nothing.

Better yet, we stop bankrolling AI with tax dollars and the problem solve itself.

That sounds like a much better version of banana pudding.

Sorry, next time we’ll deep fry it for you.

jk, I also grew up in the South but currently live in the Midwest.