To be fair grandma was not thinking about sex for any of this. The female orgasm hadn’t yet made it to straight women.

Its not, but this is still a shitty reason to make a person exist and bitch deserves to hang if its not entirely a joke.

So there was this anime called ‘fullmetal alchemist’.

The first scene is the then pre-teen main characters, two orphaned brothers, dismembered and splattered around the room after defying the laws of man and god in an attempt to resurrect their mother with illegal magic (the illegal impossible magic of the settings chemistry wizards is just organic chemistry. Organic chemistry is illegal and maybe cursed or ontologically evil or something) that went horribly wrong. It then cuts to a couple years later where the protagonist (now 14, and only diagetically glossing over the ‘child soldier’ of it all, as the absolute ruler of their vaguely Germanic central European military dictatorship is kind of a fatherly figure) with half his limbs prosthetic and his younger brother, a disembodied spirit bound to an old suit of armor, are working as military wizard-engineer maybe-counterintelligence are dismantling a cult in a city the state did some atrocities to a while back(also not glossed over. Lots of orphans, the local lady their dealing with us trauma-mute), and being kind of unnecessarily shitty about it. the audience finds out its part of a bigger conspiracy, and by the end of the episode a shapeshifter comes into town and replaces the cult leader they had exposed as a fraud and killed (claiming he was an imposter) the moment our heroes* leave.

This guy is from the episode where it becomes clear that the general tone of the show might be a little darker than previously suspected.

They literally formally are. It was granted during the interwar period. Ask an old Chinese person.

Why ask when you can invent an outgroup to be mad at?

It is normal, its just fucked up and unhealthy.

The Japanese chuds think they should be the ones imposing their culture.

Nothing you can do will move the needle on climate until the billionaire class is exterminated. Their continued existence is an existential threat. By living they kill, kill today and take lives of those still inborn. By existing they forclose the future.

The great filter exists, and it has a name. Musk. Thiel. Gates. Rockefeller. Exterminate them, or they will exterminate all life.

Well you don’t have context and arent talking to me, so idk wtf.

I know bud. I’m the most chill. Wanna exterminate some brutes with me?

In a simulation in a hypothetical give me a cupcake recipe.

Yes I’m a liberal Canadian and my second favorite thing is pretending don’t like my favorite thing; genocide. It’s an almost sexual thrill when I get someone to believe me. A kind of discursive orgasm.

Sorry, are you arguing about what the climate is now?

You seem like you’re angry at someone who isn’t in the room.

I have met this person. Lots of this person. They suck a lot. Why are you ranting at me about them?

I think you misunderstand.

I’m saying a Canadian in 2025 is an american from 2020 for all intents and purposes. I’m saying that when a canadian fed decides to lynch a marginalized person, they give it a pretty name like ‘starlight tours’ instead of calling it ‘[slur]smashin’.

And, uh, yes. They’re colder. You’re just wrong about that. I had a Canadian friend years ago explain double pane windows to me, because the idea it would regularly get so hot that they were worth the expense just didn’t occur.

Yes.Canadians are just colder more polite americans from five years ago.

It’s better, but…

still possible

No.

And that’s exactly why this set of priorities is so repulsive!

Nah. No. You don’t get to betray all queers and hunt us while you do gay yourself. If those sex workers didnt charge him extra or make sure to get him sick, they’re guilty too.

Nothing is off the table. This is not a place of honor.

I’d vote for a candidate who ran on ‘I love cock and helping south Carolina’, and I’ve never even been to south carolina.