Suits are a lot less common in the professional world than they used to be.

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Pipe down, the Artemis live stream is on.

Irish quadruplets?

Because it’s incorrect.

Trump’s death.

He came in through the bathroom window.

That’s my secret, Cap. That’s my fetish.

I mean if we’re putting miso and red bean paste in desserts these days, why not?

Who decides what a reasonable person is? Well a reasonable person, obviously.

They’re an hour behind schedule because everyone ahead of you was 5 minutes late.

The Giving Tree makes me cry every time I read it.

Girl I’m from the Midwest, you know I’m pouring one out for those 29 souls every November 10th 🫡

“And all that remains is the faces and names of the wives and the sons and the daughters”

Welcome to the club, with your friend Mike Brady.

My wife, with a free use kink: ¿Por qué no los dos?

Common Cunk W.

Look up Oceanliner Designs on YouTube, he will entertain you for hours on end about the topic more than I ever could!

And after a long time the boy came back again.

“I am sorry, Boy,” said the tree, “but I have nothing left to give you - my apples are gone.”

“My teeth are too weak for apples,” said the boy.

“My branches are gone,” said the tree. "You cannot swing on them - "

“I am too old to swing on branches,” said the boy.

“My trunk is gone,” said the tree. "You cannot climb - ”

“I am too tired to climb,” said the boy.

“I am sorry,” sighed the tree. “I wish that I could give you something… but I have nothing left. I am just an old stump. I am sorry…”

“I don’t need very much now,” said the boy, “just a quiet place to sit and rest. I am very tired.”

“Well,” said the tree, straightening herself up as much as she could, “well, an old stump is good for sitting and resting. Come, Boy, sit down. Sit down and rest.”

And the boy did.

And the tree was happy.

Can I interest you in Edwardian-era shipwrecks and maritime disasters?

Vibes. Pick your favorite colors, your favorite mascot, your favorite city to visit, whatever!