That’s pet cruelty

What’s wrong with Javascript

Wait you pay that much in taxes in the US? I thought the silver lining of living in the US means lower taxes compared to countries with social security systems and universal healthcare.

Nah, this is impossible

You know u can say ass right? This isn’t TikTok ffs

Boomers with too much time amd money, cos they could afford to retire at 50 and still have enough money to waste on stupid things

At least China uses the metric system, which makes them better than the US /j

Wise man. Doesn’t wanna get accused later on of having affairs with his students.

That’s like lecturing Albert Einstein or Stephen Hawking in physics lol

Desmond the Moon Bear

Time to get glasses

Why on earth would anyone be afraid of roundabouts? Like they aren’t even more complicated than traffic lights to understand.

In this shitty economy where noone is hiring and everyone is firing, having a job ain’t the worst.

Baseball

Or get a cat, they love pushing things down.

And Asbestos

Dying? It currently makes a bit of a comeback because of the Vapes and what not. And those Vapes apparently make traditional smoking also “cool” again.

Why are Americans literally seemingly physically incapable of pronouncing words like “suchen” and “dich” in the proper way? Of course I am biased as a native german speaker, but I swear, those sounds aren’t that complicated to make?

Just stop wiping /j

Muricans in a nutshell lol