We finally know how babby formed!

“Computer, load up celery man please”

THE NUMBERS, MASON!

Except they do rhyme… as do plants, chance, dance, stance, enhance, romance…

I dunno, I have a lot of respect for people who gamble in casinos and get kicked out for winning too much against the house because they’ve mastered card counting and pattern recognition.

I also don’t see a big problem with people occasionally hitting up a casino for some fun once in a while - it’s no different than hitting up an arcade really.

My problem is the industry preying on people who don’t know when to stop and get suckered in by the advertisements. That and people like this toddler in the article that likes to make bets but can’t stand when they lose.

I actually kinda like the theme… The slop writeup sucks but the rest is decent to me.