Forsake the devil’s lettuce? Never.

Mostly the ones that are actively ruining our lives.

Another one of these? Honestly I’m not even mad. Mostly H O R N Y.

My old man loves Steely Dan. Great memories of bopping along to their music with him as kid. Always had to listen to one of their albums minimum every road trip. Everyone call your Dad!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YxK-swFREo

Expensive is subjective. I think paying for any bottled water, especially the ‘designer’ brands like these (for lack of a better term) is a scam. Just get a water filter for home or drink from the tap and enjoy that sweet sweet fluoride.

Take me there…quack quack