MOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! THEY’RE MAKIN DIRTY JOKES AND I DON LIKE EM!!!

Stop that.

You just HAD to wait until the end, didn’t you?

I checked Walmart on Ohio and the most expensive one is $19 for 2.5 lbs of mixed mini chocolate bars.

To be clear, a 2.5 lb bag is pretty damn big. $.47 per oz.

In the photo shown, its the one with the green witch face.

I dunno, sounds like you might actually be pretty capable.

Maybe you just work on the next shitshow on your own. You might surprise yourself.

I kid, I am old enough to have grown up with those.

Well there is something you can do right now. If something else goes wrong, make him help you fix it.

I torture my sons by making them help me as I currently finish up a transmission on their car. One of them made a hole in the wall and I will show them how to make the patch, but they’re sanding it.

They have all been shown how to sweat copper, plunge a toilet and cable a drain.

It is odd that your dad knows how to do to do all this stuff, but doesn’t teach you. When I’m old and crusty, the last thing I want to do is fix everyone’s stuff. He’s just setting himself up for a lot of work in his golden years if he doesn’t.

Wow, thats wild, why would you charge a phone with a weird curly cable?

I’m pretty happy with how I’m adulting. I cook a bunch, I fix just about anything, I am a pretty solid home DIY person, good with plumbing, electrical, cromulent at basic carpentry and drywalling.

My money is OK, could be better, most of my relationships are healthy, I’m doing OK physically.

I read a lot of books, prioritized emotional health and growth, I like a lot of things, I’m pretty bad at the piano, but I try real hard.

I don’t know if I’m pro max but a lot of my friends ask for my advice.

Also, what is that strange curly cord in the picture.