But you’re not limiting crabs, right? I fucking love crabs, and crabs have no carbs. Carbs, Crabs, Crabttlestar Galactica

I like things that are salty and spiraling Crab dudes, you guys ok?

Serious question, how did you have the egg? I’m always wanting over easy, but usually just scramble due to laziness. Could you do like an article on how you made your choice? Could you also cover the time it rained for 2 million years on earth? There’s gotta be a great way to integrate the two. Squeak something about how your mam’aw influenced your standing on rain would be fantastic

I clicked the post hoping to see the original. I did not. I’m so disappointed in you

Is it weird that I kind of think she’s kind of cool?

I work for like 3 chosen hours per day. I often take naps

We’re all here because A: We’ve put up with enough shit B: we got perma-banned. I’m B. Now I’m picking fights for just that little bit of interaction. It would be in this site’s best interest to generate some attention for me.

I hope you all downvote the fuck out of me, but these posts are fucking awful. Comic strips are supposed to be funny. What the fuck even is this? What are you promoting? Online ads=stupid? Are you 14?

This is so super deep

You’re drunk, or the linux nerds. Like, I have to know this now. Fucking nerds. You know, Ogre from revenge of the nerds just died, so in his honor, NERDS!!

And way more dull

I used to think Young MC was the son of MC Hammer. Holy hell I aged myself there

It’s at least going on the comment card

My wife had a huge cancer scare. It turned out not to be, but while that word was laying on the table, I could no longer hear snare drums. Vibrant colors turned to gray. I was tone deaf with music. You’re right, I don’t know how sad you feel, but I have an idea of what I would experience. Nothing and no one can prepare you for just how awful the whole thing is.

Jokes on you, my cock was small before I even had sex

TIL: Taking mushrooms and experiencing ego death makes you a superior intellectual. Well I have those qualities, and I assure you, I’m not an intellectual

Yea, I didn’t take it seriously, but my wife… really bad at left vs right

It started when Amazon bought them

Like life has lost all it’s color? Everything is now in grayscale?

Books over sex? Nah fam, you can keep that deal