I mean the first half is already technically correct.
So much so I was mildly confused by the punchline
I mean the first half is already technically correct.
So much so I was mildly confused by the punchline


Better than having your kneecaps in your teeth.
Don’t fucking kick your legs up in a car what the fuck you’re in a high speed vehicle that can crash at any moment resting legs near an air bag???
And then it’s too clean!
Replying to my own comment to say just listen to either of the song intros and try to be in a bad mood. Especially down under which was why it was my iHome alarm song waddup y2k
If you go through a breakup and have a band you loved while you were together and don’t wanna lose just keep fucking listening to it! Especially the stuff that you know is just situational gonna associate with that time/vibe in your life. Music can be such a time capsule much like scent is and the only way to keep it from being tied to a relationship/time period/whatever negative that may cling to it is to just keep exposing yourself to it past that point.
There are two songs I used as an alarm when I was in school and never regretted
I just woke up in a good mood! Helps it was school and not a job
What meal/cuisine wouldn’t benefit from onion and garlic though? Genuinely asking.
I add at least the powders to probably everything I cook, sometimes even white rice. But I’ve always wondered if I’m adding “wrong” seasoning to a dish when I use them!
(Eta: I also regularly cook with them but usually that’s when the recipe calls for it. I add the powders to browning meat or enhancing sauce etc regardless of recipe I just add them. )