Well we know that you can teleport to a waffle house

You can also make tofu out of lentils: https://itdoesnttastelikechicken.com/easy-homemade-lentil-tofu/#recipe

Calling it a “state crime” or a “hostile act” is downplaying it if anything. This is like a rapist complaining if their victim said they were “a bit handsy”