so a game where you become The Stanley Parable Adventure Line™

yes

routerman comes to save the day

but what if you adjust for 5 million years of inflation?

It’s a @truewagner bit.

No more AskReddit hornyposting the same questions over and over

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“Every one you love is dead. There is only ice cream.”

Reading through history is like, “oh wow what a cool unique culture!” Then you get to the part where a missionary shows up and starts taking it apart or suddenly there’s a civil/holy war that obliterates most traces of the old culture.

In many cases the missionaries were slaughtered, but they sent more, or sent armies. Heck, the British had to try like 5-6 times to take over one particular Indian kingdom (that I can’t remember off the top of my head).

Never underestimate the power of sheer persistence and a rabid dedication to a cause.

you mean it’s not ‘squeal’?

Toki a! Mi kama sona e toki pona. (mi sona toki ike)

forest ranger hehe

I wonder how many Americans are seeing this and thinking ‘wait I could’ve moved to Italy this whole time?!’

the cost of enlightenment

are boobyears like dog years? how many boobyears to a regular year?

Have a Samsung TV and it’s by far my least favorite. Turns off at random, takes forever to switch inputs, turns on at random…

As for phones I’m eyeing the Motorola RazrFold, since they’re supposedly offering it Graphene-ready

I’ve learned the hard way that there’s only one decent Samsung product line - from big appliances to little electronics - and it’s their phones (and even those leave questions on privacy).

yesssssss

I hate those shows where the first 3-6 episodes are just slow dramatic shots with no plot whatsoever
I vaguely remember some spy show where you didn’t learn any character names until episode 2

or those where if you didn’t read the book you haven’t the slightest clue what’s happening for basically the entire first season

why not both

I now imagine wolf cancer involves one of the two wolves inside you finally deciding to grow it’s own body