Why is the cat on an airplane wing?

I was thinking the same. Zbijgl could be a quote from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

36. I like mine atomized

Every 2-4 months, take it or leave it

I don’t really get it either. I used gnome once and needed multiple extensions to get functionality that is the default of KDE

Meanwhile alcohol, one of the most harmful substances, is being consumed like water 😐

That sounds amazing

short lived

I remember reading a trip report from a guy that thought he was a ceiling fan for 15 years

So does acid, at least for me. Haven’t done shrooms though

I know this is a joke, but wouldn’t enlightenment be that you can sleep while knowing?

back to you, Steve.

The voice acted version is even better (youtube short warning)

No thanks, I don’t wanna switch E-Mail provider again

Almost

Oh ja stimmt. So macht es natürlich Sinn. Habe es also zwei separate aufeinander folgende Ereignisse gelesen.

Ein Knall, der Nachbars Fenster schwellt

Nicht “das” oder “des” Nachbars Fenster?

The floor is lava