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The Lord sometimes uses imperfect tools to do His Will. The ends occasionally justify the means.

— A frightening number of Christians

Thanks! Yours, too! I always dig a symmetrical palindrome name, yours looks a bit like a star fighter ship. Very rad!

Checked his lies incel post, it’s real.

🌍🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀 always has been

💫T H E G O O D E S T B O Y E💫

What do you think he’s doing at 9?

looks like I gotta wait another 20

Conservatives angrily downvoting this with their non-dominant hand

Negative.

Portable bidets are an option. The toilet paper is then used just to dry off.

Time mixed cream cough for a berry filled drop.

Good, keep it that way.

Cheese Pizza

Some kind of sexually transmitted disease, I’d wager.

Rite of passage, I’m told.

I’d imagine that when your forward velocity is that great, your desire to not become human luge paint is generally such that you can eat charcoal and produce only the finest of Tiffany cuff links. Not sure what that says about the Lego brick below you, but they made their choice.

I’m surprised that even needed clarification. Like, we’re not watching a couple of red pandas in M1 Abrams playing water polo with telephone poles, what the fuck about that picture is baffling to you?

Mulder: >///<

Scully: GODDAMMIT MULDER

Aside from rental places and the like, no one.