You seem to know scripture, maybe you can answer a question that been bothering me for a while. Since Jesus is bread and the cross was made from wood, was the crucifixion essentially stapling bread to trees?

To be honest I have not studied scripture so I am naan knowing.

Are you saying it’s a mistranslation and arisen from the dead was actually a raisin from the bread?

The 411 on 411. From Wikipedia

The 411 number has been in use since at least 1930[3] in New York City,[4] San Francisco,[5] and other large cities where panel and crossbar switching equipment installed by the Bell System was prevalent. However, in smaller Bell System cities as well as almost all areas served by GTE and other companies where step-by-step equipment was the norm such as Los Angeles,[6] 113 was used until at least the 1960s, and in some cases (the Pacific Northwest, for example) until the mid-1980s.

Naw man we gonna have a sprinkler fight on your lawn. Then play lawn darts and drink from the hose. Maybe play some bikes. I think I hear your mom calling you, you better go.

All Clams Are Bivalves

Could dial 0 to call the operator for directory assistance and be connected.

Por que no los dos

Broken glass, needles, now I gotta watch Wristcutters again

Hey! No cuts.

When discussing their students with faculty, would professors would call them deez nuts?

Varies. Today in California I saw $6.00 for a dozen basic to $12.00 for a dozen free range organic.

If you actually solved problems and did so permanently, you’d be out of business very quickly.

Naw, PEBKAC and ID10T issues provide an unlimited supply of tickets. Support is a gravy train even when done effectively.