Kissinger strikes again! This time from Hell! In theaters tomorrow. And next week. And probably next year.

One that impressed me on how powerful they were.

I watched some videos of slings as weapons of war, and as I see it, David was not the underdog. He brought a gun to a sword fight.

Hence, the Elect. You don’t have to believe anything - if you’re the Elect, you’ll go to heaven. Everyone else gets eternal damnation.

Silent Bob and Kazuma will just chill while Aqua and Jay will try to get high/drunk or something else in the restroom and end up causing the plane to have an emergency landing.

I think it already happened. But I can’t find (can’t be bothered to look up) any articles. In the meantime, check out the Tulsa Massacre.

Is that Brendan Fraser on the left?

Yeah, but you still have to close the lid first. 🤮

I have shit in a box. And then I mailed it. The room stunk for a while, but after I sealed up the container it went away. It still stunk worse than a fart.

Cologuard is wack.

In the spirit of shit posting: How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

None.

It’s not her fault that her parents were brother and sister.

They’re a type of algae. They’re crunchy because they’re pressed into mats, dehydrated, seasoned, and baked. Surprisingly, the orange color is completely natural. Toxic if ingested over long periods, but natural.

Correction is appreciated. It even works out better if God is an oversexed slime mold.

Because Yaweh was originally male.

God is nonbiological so no gender. Or all genders. If God is in everything, then there are some bacteria with 23 or so sexes, so God possesses genders beyond the scope of human consciousness.

Taft was a senator, the President, and the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. He was very active in busting up monopolies. He was responsible for the direct elections of senators. He was a dedicated jurist and a true American intellectual. But the only thing he gets rembered for is being 300lbs. And having a bigger bathtub installed in the White House.

Is that Taft in the S tier? And Teddy Roosevelt? Funny considering they had a falling out in 1912(?). Taft set a high bar for President. Probably the 2nd best President of the 20th century (FDR being the 1st). Back when the US had decent politicians.

Have you SEEN what “free range” humans eat? At least with factory farms you have nutritional standards.

Back in the day you had Hannah Montana Linux. And Satanic Linux (which had to be installed over Christian Linux). Loads of OSes were just rebranded Ubuntu. Trump OS should be all gold and a rebrand of Red Star (only replacing the boot logo and wallpaper).