Well I won’t be sticking around.
ThePowerOfGeek
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Cake day: June 11th, 2023
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7·5 days agoBut Gollum likes them rrrrraw and rrrriggling!!!
11·12 days agoWouldn’t even have to use SFX to be convincing. Just dump a few hundred pounds of dog shit on a little trolley, put a stupid toupee on top, and wheel it around slowly on some rope. Nobody would tell the difference.
Top comment lol:
Unfortunately, people don’t voluntarily flip over on the real world.
In Jumbovision!
The cadets from the middle picture should be given promotions. That’s some slick flying right there.
10·20 days agoOn Android, there’s a good collection called Offline Games that has a lot of decent ‘grandma friendly’ mini games inside it.
Would be better if there were two hosts screaming conflicting narratives over each other.
I think this theory covers about 80% of the sudden change in behaviour. The last 20% can probably be attributed to the fact that cockerals are arseholes, so they might have also pissed off the peacock.
Holy shit, I swear autocorrect is at war with me! And I am clearly losing, lol.
Glad my mistakes gave you a chuckle. :)
He is such a weird and creepy guy. Even back
veggie these storeswhen these stories came to light he had a weird vibe to him.I cannot fathom how anyone could think “yeah, this guy would be an excellent President!”
Edit: curse you uncaught autocorrect mistakes!
To the surprise of nobody except for OP and a small number of other naive optimists.
So I guess that answers their underlying question: no, he’s not smarter than he looks.
No it’s okay everyone, because that one school board guy is going to pray about it, and that’ll fix everything! /s
What a fucking joke. This is the third time the guy has done this. He, and the entire board, should be fired.
Learning CPR and first aid (and getting certified in those topics) is cheap and ridiculously easy. Look up your local Red Cross organization, since they probably offer local courses in that topic in your area that are either free or very cheap. And even if it’s not useful to your job it can be very helpful. I’ve performed the Heimlich maneuver (or whatever they call it now) on my wife on two separate occasions when she was choking on some food (due to her throat being swollen with a cold and her biting off a bit too much pizza).
Here are some ideas for jobs for younger people with limited to no work experience:
- Retail stores
- Restaurants
- Grocery stores
- Trampoline parks
- Lazer tag places
- Bowling alleys
- Roller skate parks
- Ice rinks
- Instructional assistants at schools
Good luck.
Edit: fixed some autocorrect errors.
Well now I want to see a video of a nine year-old excitedly freaking out over a life-sized Wesley Snipes cardboard cutout!
But in answer to your question, they probably do watch to a limited degree. But I’m sure they see so much random stuff while digitizing that they don’t pay that much attention. And worst case scenario, they’d probably think your video is a bit weird, but in an adorable way.
Working for Nestle? Eesh, no amount of chocolate would make that worthwhile.
“Is this President Sharpie? Because this is President Trump, and I really need to speak to President Sharpie about a custom designed sharpie.”
“Ummm, I’m just the support guy currently on duty. But sure, you can call me President Sharpie if you want. I guess.”
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1978
Seeing how incohrrent and fractured humanity is, we’d meet them with a jumbled mix of:
And they would see all this and either destroy us in disgust or get the hell out of the solar system ASAP and cordon it off with hazard signs.