Not with that attitude, buster

That kinda sounds like the plot of the cancelled Netflix show Travelers, to be honest.

It was a good show, and the main characters were always going against other people from the future trying to foil their purpose for going back in time in the first place.

I saw them in 2018 and they used the same Trump on stage, but wearing a crown, and cut his stomach open to spray the crowd with “blood”. It was great, and the blood washed out surprisingly well.

Aww damn you’re right, I suppose that’s why it’s not attributed to the original comic.

Sex HER. Problem solved.

I’m already trying to do that! What are you missing?

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https://youtu.be/W6QFxgS8fSA

Main points: “product”, not burger, the tiny bite, the look of disgust, and the lack of finishing the damn thing. He tried again and people pointed out he pulled a “wipe my mouth while spitting the ‘product’ into it” move.

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Later

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You have much faith in humanity, some EU people are in here not understanding most Americans have shitty colons, pun intended.

To be honest it’s usually a last minute decision when I can’t decide what to eat. I had an experience like this last week, though, for the first time in YEARS. Thus: this post.

Hey friend it’s a lot easier to not be shitty when someone disagrees with you, than to triple down on being shitty. Also: this comic doesn’t even mention America, you added it yourself

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Wait…CLOSER?

It’s Dumass

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Don’t forget the pint of… Guinness? I can’t tell if there’s ice in there or not lol

It’ll help with the crying part

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That sounds like a bad time all around lol

Oh, and one more thing, fatness isn’t a ubiquitous measure of healthiness or virtue, and thinness isn’t either. We have to challenge our assumptions and biases, a lot of which come from our cultures and media.

I’ve discovered this more and more playing pickleball, of all things. People who “look” out of shape have handed my ass to me, MANY times, because their knowledge, range of motion, and discipline have gotten them to where they were, without being traditionally “skinny”.

If anything I’ve learned not to discount “older” players, because they hold up with me, sometimes 20 years younger, fantastically. I hope to have the same drive in the future.

I can get liquid ass at home, by myself, with some Taco Bell thankyouverymuch