SybilVane

Nah, what you’re describing is just moderatemaxxing.

Omg if you work hard and get promoted you could get a cubicle with a view of the plant! That’s my dream!

Opening the blinds in the morning. My cat and I both bask in the sun for a few seconds before continuing with our day.

People can turn on a dime, I’ve seen it happen. It’s especially infuriating because a lot of these men’s friends will only know the good version of them and refuse to believe they’re capable of being dicks.

It’s not just good acting, it’s that some men genuinely aren’t capable of treating a partner like a person and not a thing. So they can be nice to people they consider people, or to partners who are behaving they way they deem is correct. But the second you’re dating and something doesn’t fit their narrative of how things should play out, the claws come out.

When something was “dry” it meant it was bad. Never heard it again after I finished middle school.